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mickymouse
· 6 years ago
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jagermeister is not alcohol. It is hell
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norwegiangirl
· 6 years ago
what? it is love
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mialinay
· 6 years ago
what is love?
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mialinay
· 6 years ago
baby don't hurt me
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deleted
· 6 years ago
No more
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kouyaaotsuki
· 6 years ago
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER!
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deleted
· 6 years ago
Upvote for the AoT/SnK reference
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mialinay
· 6 years ago
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR TRINKEN DEN JÄGERMEISTER
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kolorblind
· 6 years ago
Upvotes for the subtle change about drinking, we Germans know our stuff on that.
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mialinay
· 6 years ago
Thanks for the apprecation :D
deleted
· 6 years ago
Why aren't you meant to mix it?
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lane6
· 6 years ago
You're not supposed to mix uppers (stimulants) with downers.
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deleted
· 6 years ago
Ah ok.
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sammiek
· 6 years ago
Or you just mix it with vodka. Yeah, we’re definitely gonna die.
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deleted
· 6 years ago
Or mix it with absinthe
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deleted
· 6 years ago
Obligatory "here for a good time, not a long time" comment.
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dancadamorte
· 6 years ago
In our defense, Jager tastes like ten years in Hell feels if you don't cut it with the Red Bull. Or, I've found, a shit ton of Dr. Pepper.
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mialinay
· 6 years ago
Cretin. The only proper way to drink Jägermeister is pure and as a shot.
dancadamorte
· 6 years ago
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/51352336/no-thanks-i-choose-life.jpg
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pokethebear
· 6 years ago
What comedian joked about inventing helmets rather than giving up risky activity?
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sammiek
· 6 years ago
Jerry Seinfeld?
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
That’s it! Thank you.
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
Found it! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xgOUgrOHuFc
sirnique
· 6 years ago
It’s like how popcorn bags say on them “Don’t use the popcorn button” but it is done anyway
