Eminem isn't even candy!!

50 Cent is worth more than 2 quarters.
Fetty Wap isn't a pirate

Two chains isn't jewelry

Usher doesn't even tell people where to sit

No one falls in Fall Out Boy videos

Bruno Mars isn't even on Mars.

David Bowie wasn't even a knife. (RIP)

Lil peep wasn't even that short

Axel Rose has neither wheels nor flora on him.

Tennessee Ernie Ford isn't even a car.

Eminem isn't an M&M

5 seconds of summer are an Australian band
The Wanted are not being hunted down by the police
The Vamps are not vampires
No members of The 1975 were born in that year, and the band did not start in that year either

Robert plan never had any form of vegetation on him

Modest mouse aren't even rodents

Snoop Dogg is neither a snoop nor a dog

The Chainsmokers don't even smoke.

Tool is not even handy.
Train doesn't even run on rails.
Slipknot isn't even made out of rope.
Blue Oyster Cult is neither seafood nor a cult.
Flock of Seagulls can't even fly.
Genesis wasn't even in the bible.
Weezer doesn't even have asthma.
The Who all have names.
Led Zeppelin never led a blimp anywhere.
Iron Maiden isn't made of metal nor are they a medieval torture device.
Biohazard isn't even dangerous to the environment.
Ministry isn't even a church.
Disturbed seems pretty sane.
ha. This is fun.

The Barenaked Ladies aren't actually women who don't wear clothes

you cant even pay people with jonny cash