Rhinotillexomania sounds like a somewhat badass condition. Like, imagine telling that to someone but not explaining to them what it is. How badass would you feel?
I had to do a report on Qtips in school. The inventor of Qtips originally called them Baby Gays. He came up with the idea of a single piece paper qtip after his wife accidentally deafened their child with cotton attached to a toothpick
*picks nose*