The perfect

They don't even have thumbs, much less fingers

Puts on leaf hat* it's time!
Then puts of a scaf cause its cold*

This makes me wanna pump CO2 into the air cos I want the Penguin Revolution

Feh, those rifles don't use belted ammunition.

If we don't stop climate change, penguins will become communists and through armed revolution will bring forth utopia under the totalitarian rule of the penguinocracy... sardines for everyone!!

Climate change can't be stopped but it can be slowed down

We can only hope.