Would you like to join me?

Occupado (in falsetto)

"Dafuq you want"- Overheard in a bathroom I was in when my stall neighbor had this situation happen

BESETZT

“Come in, lovely”

"hippity hoppity... Off my property"

We say " Ahem"

Unoccupied please enter

"OH HELLLLLLLL NO" in a really sassy tone.

I just cough loudly

Why would anyone knock at that door? Are there really loos that don't indicate from outside they'e occupied? So if someone's knocking, I'd say nothing and hope he goes away.

Back when I could barely speak english I once blurted out "Pregnant!" #BilingualsCanRelate