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[transcript:]
OH SHIT!
THE RAY GUN AND THUNDERGUN.
HOLY FUCK...YOU'RE IMMORTAL...
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT...
*puts on glasses*
HIGH POWERED GUNS...ALL PACK A PUNCHED...
HE'S HIGH OFF PERK SODA...
HE'S GOT PLENTY TO SPEND
AND HE KNOWS THE DOG GLITCH AND ROCK LOCATIONS...
*takes off glasses*
HE'S THE PERFECT KILLER...
HE CAN'T BE STOPPED.
Communication skills? You mean
KILL THE FUCKING TRACER
WHAT TRACER
FUCKING FUCK KILL HER
I FUCKING CAN'T I'M A FUCKING TANK
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I DIED AGAIN
HEAL ME
I JUST FUCKING DIED YOU HAVE NO MORE HEALER STUPID
Idk man I've played with some guys who have had shit communication and get pissy when you don't understand right away. Like one time this guy decided to designate me as a runner without telling me, and another guy seemed to be doing the runners job so I just focused on what I was supposed to be doing, and he kept swearing at me just yelling " RUN. " but we were all running and there was already a runner and before he left he was like " runners need to fucking run "
PUBG:
" That last guy he's uh, like , 195 from me. "
"I don't see him"
"By the big rock, Wait, I can't see him anymore."
"Where was he heading"
"He might've go- OH FUCK HES HERE. Fucking fuck he domed me"
"Where from ?!"
"Your left !!"
"WHERE!?!?"
"FUCKING LEFT A BIT NEAR THE RED THING WITH THE GRASS"
"FUCK, he got me"
my friends: "There's a guy at 195, possibly with a teammate, I'll try getting a better angle, gonna need someone to flank."
Those same friends: There's a guy!
me: Where?!
friend: Right there!
me: Right where?!
friend: beside the tree!
me: What fucking tree!
*bam! were both dead*
yeah Kelly cuz other players don't say "i Don't know " when you ask them where the enemy is. whereas while men ask for where you want to go, or what you want to it , your communication skills are really at point.
*revives*
HURRY UP AND LINK THE TELEPORTER AND GET IN!
I'LL COVER YOU.
*swaps weapons*
BOOOOM
*massive shockwave explodes knocking all zombies out of the aisle and into the air*
THUNDER GUN BITCH
[transcript:]
OH SHIT!
THE RAY GUN AND THUNDERGUN.
HOLY FUCK...YOU'RE IMMORTAL...
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT...
*puts on glasses*
HIGH POWERED GUNS...ALL PACK A PUNCHED...
HE'S HIGH OFF PERK SODA...
HE'S GOT PLENTY TO SPEND
AND HE KNOWS THE DOG GLITCH AND ROCK LOCATIONS...
*takes off glasses*
HE'S THE PERFECT KILLER...
HE CAN'T BE STOPPED.
"Okay be caref-"
"FUCK THATS A LOT OF ZOMBIES... IM DOWN"
"I gotcha!"
*finishes picking you up* *explosion*
*BOOM*
"Fucking hell, did you see that zombie?! It hit the roof!"
KILL THE FUCKING TRACER
WHAT TRACER
FUCKING FUCK KILL HER
I FUCKING CAN'T I'M A FUCKING TANK
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I DIED AGAIN
HEAL ME
I JUST FUCKING DIED YOU HAVE NO MORE HEALER STUPID
" That last guy he's uh, like , 195 from me. "
"I don't see him"
"By the big rock, Wait, I can't see him anymore."
"Where was he heading"
"He might've go- OH FUCK HES HERE. Fucking fuck he domed me"
"Where from ?!"
"Your left !!"
"WHERE!?!?"
"FUCKING LEFT A BIT NEAR THE RED THING WITH THE GRASS"
"FUCK, he got me"
Those same friends: There's a guy!
me: Where?!
friend: Right there!
me: Right where?!
friend: beside the tree!
me: What fucking tree!
*bam! were both dead*