The tallest building in Dallas is a Mitch Hedberg fan

"I eat rice when I want 2,000 of something"-Mitch

The spaces between the words are killing me. Bad advertisement placement

Who isn't?

niiice.

I mean you could smash it a melt it and it would just be a mass of metal and plastic

Say that to Chinese escalators.
They can become shredders that eat your shoes, your legs, your child....

"I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long" -Mitch

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:)