It ain't stupid

Just missing a mud flap.

If it works it's ain't redneck...
This line makes no sense

is there some sort of steering mechanism under the front float? If not that thing is going to go in either one direction, with the current, or in a big ass circle.

Rednecks make lot of stupid looking shit that works.

Needs a rudder

Is no one else concerned about how green the water is? so gross.