Ooiiii

He absiloot cunt innit

@sincere_milkshake

Ya fook'n rekt aye koont, eyren't ya.

*Gavin screaming

My husband will drive on the wrong side sometimes to amuse our son. He only does it for a few seconds but our kid gets the biggest kick out of it. He always says "more! More!" And we always tell him "no, we can't do it all the time. We don't want a cop to see us or have someone call the cops on us" One day my son replied "it's ok. We'll just say 'soorreh officah, we'ah froom England'" He has a solution for everything :)