January 23, just before 5AM. Mt. Mayon explodes as seen from Camalig, Albay, Philippines

Shit flipping is interesting but, that was a joke.
There is no girlfriend ;-;

Ookay.
*calms down*

*Thanks you*

@mialinay Excuse me but can you put that shit back to right order I try to keep things looking nice

*walks by....tips shit*

Sorry but @leincredibleme fucked it up big time now. Y'all have to live with some fucked up shit now.

@mialinay @leincredibleme @mrscollector @spookykink57 this is why I keep coming back to FS. Y’all have the same unstable mentality as me but then at the same time we have different unstable mentality.

I'm not unstable!!
*cries in corn*

Now now * pats mialinay on top of head with with a fruit roll up while humming the golden girl theme song* to calm her.

This is oddly comforting

damn I haven't had a fruit roll up in so long. I have a new mission next time I'm at the grocery. My previous mission was Warheads, but the Kroger near doesn't have em, I only found them while I was at Wal-Mart with a totally different goal in mind.

Hahaha!! @funkmasterrex yeah bubba go on an get ya some. I pig out on them when the ollady get them for my daughters lunch. She has to sometimes hide them from me and my daughter, cause we will eat them all, an she will not have any for school. @mialinay I’m glad I was able to comfort ya. I really felt bad for upsetting one of your many personality’s.

lmao yeah.... you know what I've also been craving since like 1.5-2 weeks ago when the topic showed up? Gushers. I forgot about the gushers last time I went to the store... but I just went down and wrote both on the physical copy of the necessity grocery list.

Alright. Who called me unstable? I am not unstable I am just weirdly different.
*laughs like a hyena*

@spookykink57 FAKE NEWS. You are the most stable genius ever. Bigly.

YASSS! I CAN SEE SOUNDS AND HEAR COLOURS. JUST LIKE A STABLE PERSON SHOULD.

I'M SURE YOU HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF LAUGHING LIKE A HYENA EITHER!

For those who have "flipped their poo", please remember to wash your hands. :p

@funkmasterrex I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOOT!

@c31107 We used the tool Spongebob uses for flipping potty... I mean Patty.

Cuz Trump claims to have the best memory, but if you actually listen to what he says he can't fucking remember shit and just repeats the same talking points.
I thought it was pretty obvious :/ My bad.
Explaining jokes always ruins them gah.

I am not an American, good sir so I guess, you can forgive me for not getting the joke and I can also forgive you for making such a bad joke.

Hmm...lot has happened since I last dropped in...
I now have a powerful lust for fruit roll ups. I'm gonna wrap rm around each finger like a grown man should

@leincredibleme. Why YES, YES you SHOULD!! An don’t let anybody tell you that you shouldn’t!! Ya outta get some gushers too @funkmasterrex has me thinkin about them now. But I gotta get off my butt to go get them. Might holdout an get them tomorrow

fruit roll ups and gushers for all!
@spookykink57 I know you're not murican... that's not really a requirement to get da joke. Is all guud doe.

HELL YEAH!
Alright.

*fires firearm into the air while chowing down on a big mac*