For anyone wondering what the actual size of a kiwi is
6 years ago by dweref23 · 1397 Likes · 19 comments · Popular
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leincredibleme
· 6 years ago
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Is that man a dwarf or a giant? I need all of the variables.
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sublimegamer
· 6 years ago
I saw one with my own eyes and I can say this is a reasonably sized kiwi in proportion to the average man.
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mickymouse
· 6 years ago
They’re also very soft to pat
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sublimegamer
· 6 years ago
Apparently they lay abnormally huge eggs
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mrfahrenheit
· 6 years ago
They hurt like a bitch when they come out!
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mialinay
· 6 years ago
That sounds like you've laid a kiwi egg before
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mickymouse
· 6 years ago
No, but his mother has.
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enidblytonfan
· 6 years ago
It helps that the kiwi is 80% bum.
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mrfahrenheit
· 6 years ago
Yeah I'm THICC
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dr_richard_ew
· 6 years ago
Still my favorite bird of all time
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mrfahrenheit
· 6 years ago
I'm a Kiwi, and I'm 5' 9"
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mialinay
· 6 years ago
I always imagined them a lot smaller :D
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jimcrichton
· 6 years ago
Holy SHIT! I always thought they were more like fist sized.
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abel_hazard
· 6 years ago
Are they murderous or anything? Should I think that thing is as cute as I do?
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mickymouse
· 6 years ago
They’re from New Zealand. Long story short, there’s no predators there so they lost their ability to fly and basically run around on the ground being cute and fluffy at night
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abel_hazard
· 6 years ago
OK good, cause they're adorable.
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mrfahrenheit
· 6 years ago
Not murderous, but we get a bit pissed if you call us Aussies
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kakaburra
· 6 years ago
Wow, that's a really big fruit!
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mrfahrenheit
· 6 years ago
Scrolling down the comments and watching all the people get confused because its big. Then realizing that they dont actually haave them over where they live
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