BEST FREAKING THING I EVER OVER HEARD AT A STORE HAPPEN LAST NIGHT. lmfao
I was at the grocery store and I was seeing which cheese to get when I hear the couple next to me. They must of been in their mid 50s. The man leaned over to his wife and said "How about you and me go home and fool around a bit?"
The woman said "Nah I don't feel like faking it tonight."
O.O
I had to run away before I burst out laughing.
When I was 20 I had started casually dating a guy... until I found out he thought that women had to orgasm to conceive a child. When I tried explaining that I’d never had an orgasm he called me a liar and pointed out that I had a kid so I had to have orgasmed at least once. We broke up. Immediately.
Here is the truth every single girl EVER fakes it one or a few times or alot. Unless she is one of those people who have uncontrollable orgasms just by the slightest touch. Or she is a heartless ass and don't give a shit about your feelings.
Sometimes it has nothing to do with the person they are with. They just are not getting it just right.
Best way I ever heard it put is by Jeff Foxworthy. Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.
Lol well we fake it to be nice. If we didn't care we be like nope didn't cum God you haven't made me cum once. Maybe you should try harder. Maybe I need a guy with a bigger d*ck. I don't care if you are spent we are going again till I go.
It's hard because the female orgasm can be so difficult to achieve especially without a vibrator.. I've never orgasmed from sex or anything a man (or woman) has done to me. But it's fine because I still enjoy sex and my partner doesn't pressure me to orgasm
Interestingly enough, the female orgasm may actually aid in conception. It causes the uterus to contract in such a way that it creates suction that helps move the sperm upward toward any eggs.
Wouldn’t it be nice if all women contributed financially to a relationship and not feel entitled because they think they have sexually satisfied a man? Don’t blame all men because of your failure to communicate your sexual needs! For anyone who is offended, good! You must be really offended by someone of your own gender making general claims of men, if not your a jerk and deserve the relationship your in!
True in my case
I was at the grocery store and I was seeing which cheese to get when I hear the couple next to me. They must of been in their mid 50s. The man leaned over to his wife and said "How about you and me go home and fool around a bit?"
The woman said "Nah I don't feel like faking it tonight."
O.O
I had to run away before I burst out laughing.
Sometimes it has nothing to do with the person they are with. They just are not getting it just right.
Best way I ever heard it put is by Jeff Foxworthy. Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.