Your username is your real name. I hope you chose wisely

Well it’s sorta kind of similar to my first name, so not too bad

I’m a rip off Disney character... damnit

I can live with that as it's a mashup of my real names

People won’t even need to talk to me to know I’m a dork now

Uh...
Can I opt out, please? 'cause I really rather prefer my username and real name to have a clear divide.

Perfect, nobody will ever know anything about me.

Bullshit. No way is Emma420 free

I could live with that :)

I suppose it could be worse.