A god amongst men

I have a cousin that carries a minimum of $30,000 at all times. Some people are just lucky.

What's his name and where does he live?

I can't give out his name he'd kill me, and odds are he's on an oil rig at the moment anyway.

? Both men seem like good people

The best: the kindness of some know no bounds. The worst: the fact that anyone has to pay for health care. Those who can’t afford it die.

Oh, I see what you mean.

Holy shit, did anyone actually think this was real?

I'm afraid so. If that wasn't the case, it would have been sunk into the forgotten meanders of the Internet and Snopes would not have had to write a whole article about it.

good point...!

Wait what

I thought is was going to be this