it's definitely gay as hell

I should start doing sports

THAT'S WHY SPORTS PEOPLE ALWAYS GET LAID!

That last line is amazing.

Well what do you expect people to do when they been working forever for one brief moment and win top in the world. they are either blowing off stress or celebrating.

Grant Random reported that the IOC distributed 450,000 condoms in the Olympic village to prevent the spread of STDs and to “prevent the birth of super athletes”.