Why be afraid of the dead when you're already dead inside?

I fucking hope so

Salting and burning the bones of violent ghosts

Digging graves, keeping kids and squatters out, stopping vandals. All the fun stuff.

Biggest part of the job would be keeping the necrophiliacs away xD

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I found it. https://m.imgur.com/gallery/TlDlGbr

Lol. In real life? No. Nowhere near that. But you can make a decent living most places as a coroner, mortician, or similar and with realtively little schooling. Bonus points because the user name matches the post so well.

When I worked for Ford Motor Company, I drove a coroner home bc he dropped off a vehicle. He told me the very first time he picked up a body, it was in the back of the van in a body bag. The Person had been dead for hours. All of sudden the body sat straight up in the body bag. He said he freaked out so bad he swerved and hit a tree. Apparently dead bodies can still have severe muscle spasms after death.

yeah, I know that. They also shit themselves when they die.