Pretty sure that's the end tho. Unless his parents come into his room because they heard a loud thud on the wall. Having semen, flies, larvee all over the room. He probably freaked the fuck out. Oh yea plus the smell. All of which there is no explanation for.
That's how you get ants!!!!!! But no. This needs one of those "that sucks" "you deserve it" votes. My vote? You deserve it. Don't put your crotch anywhere you wouldn't put your face is a good but imperfect guideline in life.
Personally wether it's face, fingers, or any object if booty play is going on I'll want a barrier like a glove, dental dam, etc. but to each their own.
I genuinely thought after reading the first two paragraphs that this is gonna be a 8-ball guide and i was about to scroll past this monstrosity until I noticed the comments. Thanks a lot for giving me a new fear of coconuts and maggots
I'm so glad to know that
good old coconutting