I'm a generous god

Never pick it up in the bag it came in. Friendo.

I would flip a coin to decide

several years ago, i mean, before most here were born, a train station in melbourne was being renovated, $400,000 was found in a bag, the following week, another station there was $600,000 found. Now here's the thing, In Australia, if you keep it, it's theft by finding, however, turn it into the police, if someone claims it, with knowledge of exactly how much, the bag and why, then it's returned. However, when it's not returned within a month, it's given to the finders, tax free and legally.

Oooohhhh...wait I don’t get it

Woman gets $5000 from taxback. Loses it in the street. Can't buy shit. Guy decides to be generous and give her $250 because he had just found (her) $5000 on the street.

Still not getting it

can't help you then

I think I got it super generous man pays for woman’s things at he store because he felt bad that she came to the store with no money, and there’s more money outside but I’m pretty sure it’s unrelated

nice trolling