I can confirm the last one

Many of us here can confirm the last.

Most i get is like 2 or 3 and thats on a realllly good day

I don’t use either so what am I?

Meh, I'm so much of an introvert that I never go on facebook because there's too many people there... I have 88 notifications at the moment.

When you don't use Facebook or Snapchat
*invisible logos*

I'm the last one, but yesterday was that one day of every year when people who otherwise ignore you decide to post on your timeline.

When your friends play candy crush

For people who say they are so quiet introverts never seem to shut up about being introverts
Plz stop nobody cares ur quiet

Is this loss