You could have lived to 300 years old

Sweet, crispy, juicy release

Good Lord .. Food porn

Or maybe you were supposed to live up to 692 years old but now you’ve cut it down to 89 or something

You would have to eat ~58400 pieces of bacon for each year, making you have to eat over 17000000 pieces to die 300 years ago

1732 was 346 years ago, or 126376.5 days ago or 3033036 hours ago or 181982160 minutes ago. That’s 20,220,240 pieces of bacon. Say you are 20 years old. That’s 1,011,012 pieces of bacon a year, 2768 pieces a day, 2 every second. And i didn’t even account for the ~60 more years you are expected to live

Weren’t you bad at math?