Okay so I’ve got a story to tell. I was with my first boyfriend (I dumped him soon after this incident - it opened my eyes and I saw what an ass he was) and we were lying in bed naked after just having sex for the first time. It had been both of our first times having sex, so it was quite the experience. I was feeling sore because we didn’t know about lube and I didn’t produce much due to the nervousness that comes with a first time. He had apparently noticed, because he turned to me and - with every ounce of ignorance in his adolescent brain - said, “You know what? I think I liked your hands better than that or your mouth.”
Needless to say, I was speechless.
Needless to say, I was speechless.