Revenge

I don’t think it’s illegal to give someone over-the-counter laxatives. If you called the police and tried to get them to arrest someone for giving you laxatives, they’d probably laugh and hang up. And it seems that you are the only one who finds your first statement to be “simple,” because I as well as @creativedragonbaby were confused. If you are trying to say that something is illegal, please just use the word illegal.

Where's the fun in speaking in legible sentences? Also I know of a few cases where people were charged for laxative spiking one notable one is back in 2013? 2014? A high school student was charged with assault for spiking his teachers drink with laxatives.

It's not illegal if you tell them it will help their bowel movements without saying how much.

That's both evil and sneaky. I love it.

cheating isn't illegal. It can be used as leverage in a divorce, but nothing about it is illegal.

I think in some places it's illegal if you have kids, but I'm not 100% sure. Something about being a home wrecker or something but I think it's one where you get fined not arrested.

Splitting is a lot kore financially taxing than expected. My parents tried to divorce but couldn't because of my brother who was still in high school at the time. Also because my mom demanded an absurd amount of money. True my dad cheated but my mom is abusive so... its kinda a grey area atm.

Being in an abusive relationship puts your mind in a weird place. I can totally see someone going somewhere else to feel loved in such a situation and I see nothing wrong with it myself. If abusing is happening, in my eyes, the abuser loses any right to spousal anything and I can barely make myself support an abuser's right to be alive.

If people can be allergic to water they can be allergic to laxatives

I'm sorry but it is biologically impossible to be allergic to water

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquagenic_urticaria

As stated in the beginning of the article, Aquagenic Urticaria is not considered an allergy, as allergies have to have certain reactions within the immune system to be classed as such. There is also the fact that anyone allergic to water simply could not have come to life, since we start our life surrounded by water. Water is all around us, as well as inside of us, and every human being (as well as any other animal on this planet) is based around iron, carbon and water. If the body reacted negatively to such a fundamental part of their cells, they could not really have formed properly in the first place. The body can have negative reactions towards water due to anomalies in the DNA (as in not being tolerable towards certain temperatures or contents mixed within the water (chlorine, salts, etc)), yes, but actual water allergy is not a thing that exists.

It says it's not a true histamine-reaction allergy, but it's described as an allergy.

It is indeed, although calling it an allergy would be incorrect in both chemical and biological terms. And I realized I'm also taking this wayyyy to seriously, sorry mate.