Fyi microwaves are harmless

6 years ago by fashionista · 284 Likes · 6 comments · Trending

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purplepumpkin · 6 years ago · FIRST

How small was your dick back then if you managed to close the door on your dick?

tarotnathers13th · 6 years ago

If anything, he has a long, thin, noodle dick if he was able to get it into the microwave with his pizza rolls. Like a strand of spaghetti.

purplepumpkin · 6 years ago

(ಠ_ಠ)
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(yeah he's walking on his spaghetti dick)

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silvermyth · 6 years ago

Sounds more like a tentacle

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silvermyth · 6 years ago

I can see a toaster but a microwave?

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funkmasterrex · 6 years ago

calm down Randy.

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