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Fyi microwaves are harmless
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purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
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How small was your dick back then if you managed to close the door on your dick?
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tarotnathers13th
· 6 years ago
If anything, he has a long, thin, noodle dick if he was able to get it into the microwave with his pizza rolls. Like a strand of spaghetti.
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purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
(ಠ_ಠ)
<_>
` l l
/ l__\__________________________________
(yeah he's walking on his spaghetti dick)
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silvermyth
· 6 years ago
Sounds more like a tentacle
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silvermyth
· 6 years ago
I can see a toaster but a microwave?
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
calm down Randy.
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<_>
` l l
/ l__\__________________________________
(yeah he's walking on his spaghetti dick)