My soulmate

It's not hand written, and why is it wrapped in plastic?

It looks handwritten. If it was printed out the words would be in relatively straight lines, not at a weird angle. As to why its plastic wrapped, no clue, maybe the laminated it for some odd reason

Its handwritten wrapped in saran wrap which is most likely being used to wrap around somebody's food inside of the fridge.

It’s not handwritten, I have that font on my laptop.

You ask the cat for consent first of course