You wouldn't make it halfway

You can climb it on all fours like a ladder

I wouldn't be able to climb that sober.

I can imagine going down them, but not up.

How people could like this type of design baffles me

Imagine trying to go up those stairs SOBER

There would be no up, just constantly falling down

Imagine moving into that place and trying to drag a mattress and a TV up those stairs.