If you call it a fpoon I assume you know Key&Peele and I'm automatically friends with you.
(Google Key&Peele – Continental Breakfast. And binge their other sketches too, they are hilarious.)
If you call it a fopoon please jump into the nearest body of water and drown yourself. If you don't have a body of water, fill up a bathtub, if you don't have a bathtub take a plastic bag and fill it with water... if you don't have a plastic bag, get a rope.
(Google Key&Peele – Continental Breakfast. And binge their other sketches too, they are hilarious.)
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