And don't forget the fact that Thor once was invited to a party, dared to drink all the party's mead from the world's largest cup, and then proceeded to drink half the ocean before realizing that the "mead" he'd been given was actually salt water, so him and his drinking buddies all killed the giants holding the party
When Thor turned into a kid, killed a white bull, and fished Jörmundur's head out of the water with it before punching him in the snout so hard he fell back asleep at the bottom of the ocean?
I dunno where else to put this, but quick story: I was drunk last night and went for a swim with a friend and we were racing from one end of the pool to the other... I fucking faceplanted underwater on my pool wall and now have what will turn into a scab smack center on my forehead. On the bright side I'm going to be doing a funny Vision impersonation for the next week or two.
I don't open my eyes underwater ok....
The line of my people before me do call. I am awaited. Let them sing praise of our battles and mourn not for tonight we dine with the gods in Valhalla, where the brave live forever.
There's also the time Loki ran off with a stallion and gave birth to Odin's eight legged horse, Sleipnir. Loki himself was a female horse at the time, which may raise or lower the insanity level, depending on how you look at it. And of course the time Loki tied his testicles to the beard of a goat and played tug of war to try and make a giantess laugh. Good times to be had all around.
On the Greek side of things we have Ixion, who had sex with a cloud. Not sure how virile you have to be to impregnate a cloud, but it sounds impressive. Zeus tied Ixion to a wheel of fire as punishment (nevermind that the whole cloud-with-vagina was Zeus' idea in the first place) and sent Ixion spinning around for eternity. Meanwhile, the cloud gave birth to a kid, who was not particularly pleasant to look at. As a result, he went on to fuck horses instead of humans, and thus centaurs were born.
I strongly believe there was a lot of alcohol involved in the creation of myths on both sides of the table
FIGHT ME?
I don't open my eyes underwater ok....
It's your time
On the Greek side of things we have Ixion, who had sex with a cloud. Not sure how virile you have to be to impregnate a cloud, but it sounds impressive. Zeus tied Ixion to a wheel of fire as punishment (nevermind that the whole cloud-with-vagina was Zeus' idea in the first place) and sent Ixion spinning around for eternity. Meanwhile, the cloud gave birth to a kid, who was not particularly pleasant to look at. As a result, he went on to fuck horses instead of humans, and thus centaurs were born.
I strongly believe there was a lot of alcohol involved in the creation of myths on both sides of the table