No you’re not the electricity overloads your muscles your muscle has the ability to throw you across the room but you don’t have the ability to give it a strong enough signal for it to do so
I think you’re splitting hairs. I read that as “your muscles have the mechanical capacity” to throw you across the room which is true. What you are saying is true as well. We can’t generate enough current to make that happen.
You kids these days with your painful wieners.
Back in MY day, I used to drag my schlong 5 miles through the snow to get to school.
Uphill.
Then I used to ride it back down.
You'll have to ask your Moms about that, though. ;)
@matthewg alright, here you go (if you know all of these I'll be impressed/surprised):
-you can grow teeth on your ovaries
-a rattlesnake's rattle is composed of keratin-- the same substance that makes up our hair, nails, and the horns of rhinos/cows, and the hooves of many other mammals
-there is a lake in Tanzania with a PH high enough to calcify animals, essentially mummifying the ones unfortunate enough to die in it's waters
-even though Pikachu is called an electric mouse, it was actually based on a squirrel
-the mango is the national fruit of at least four countries (India, Haiti, Pakistan, and the Philippines)
-at least part of the silent hill franchise may be the work of a dog
-Pternophobia is the fear of feathers
-Canada and Denmark are technically at war over a barren piece of land called Hans island. The war is being fought almost entirely with flags and whiskey.
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-The Manchineel tree is considered toxic to most humans and animals. It produces fruit that resembles small apples and can cause extreme stomach pain (among other symptoms) when it is ingested. To make things more fun, when there is rain the tree will produce a white sap that causes skin to blister. The Spanish have referred to the tree as "manzanilla de la meurte" or "little apple of death."
-some people willingly infect themselves with hookworm parasites in an effort to cure their allergies
-belgium has a museum dedicated to strawberries
-Cap'n Crunch's full name is "Horatio Magellan Crunch," Captain of the S.S. Guppy
-at some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be kidnapped by the dutch
-Driving in opposite directions on a narrow road in foggy conditions, two men once spent several days in the hospital after leaning out their driver side windows to get a better look, and promptly smacking their heads at 40mph with the gentleman going the other way
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Getting thrown across the room by electricity is a Hollywood invention. You just tense up until the current is removed. There are hundreds, if not thousands, or videos of people being electrocuted and none of them do anything but tense up.
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· 6 years ago
Me: *getting shocked*
Muscles: you know I gotta do it to em
My pops nearly died from an electric shock. He said all his muscles contracted and couldn't move until help came. I agree that the contraction force could in theory have made him bounce around around the garage he was in.
Try again.
Back in MY day, I used to drag my schlong 5 miles through the snow to get to school.
Uphill.
Then I used to ride it back down.
You'll have to ask your Moms about that, though. ;)
-you can grow teeth on your ovaries
-a rattlesnake's rattle is composed of keratin-- the same substance that makes up our hair, nails, and the horns of rhinos/cows, and the hooves of many other mammals
-there is a lake in Tanzania with a PH high enough to calcify animals, essentially mummifying the ones unfortunate enough to die in it's waters
-even though Pikachu is called an electric mouse, it was actually based on a squirrel
-the mango is the national fruit of at least four countries (India, Haiti, Pakistan, and the Philippines)
-at least part of the silent hill franchise may be the work of a dog
-Pternophobia is the fear of feathers
-Canada and Denmark are technically at war over a barren piece of land called Hans island. The war is being fought almost entirely with flags and whiskey.
1
-some people willingly infect themselves with hookworm parasites in an effort to cure their allergies
-belgium has a museum dedicated to strawberries
-Cap'n Crunch's full name is "Horatio Magellan Crunch," Captain of the S.S. Guppy
-at some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be kidnapped by the dutch
-Driving in opposite directions on a narrow road in foggy conditions, two men once spent several days in the hospital after leaning out their driver side windows to get a better look, and promptly smacking their heads at 40mph with the gentleman going the other way
2
Pixel tax is getting out of hand.
Muscles: you know I gotta do it to em