Build the wall

Every village has their idiots. I'm sorry you met two of ours.

We're still trying to make up for Justin Bieber, so we don't have time to police our normal citizens as well as we used to. We're all sorry, please cut us some slack

What wrong with me?

There's nothing wrong with you Ew. You are a perfect Canadian.

Does Ew being my buddy mean I'm finally a real person?

Yes, you are finally a real human bean

Yay. Now I can go to real people school and learn real people knowledge

We're all decently passive-aggressive. It's the only way to survive the polar bear domestication process. Don't let that get out, though

That comment alone makes up for all the Canadian jerkishness I've experienced.

Many are less than subtle and Ontario seems to have vehicles without directional.