The three F's

I wish whoever is trying to seduce a krogan the best of luck because that endevor can only end badly!

If you do succeed, you should probably be on top.

Try headbutting him first. It will go alright, or go really, really bad. Either way, you'll get some kind of reaction.

James T. Kirk - first human playa in space.

Idk where you went to high school but where I'm from fucking seemed to happen everywhere. Hell a couple got suspended for getting caught fucking in the stairwell in freshman year and one of the coaches class room had a large amount of times where a couple would be seen leaving with their pants being pulled up.

I was talking about me... As in I didn't get laid. At all. Because I was a nerd.

Ah. Well I too was a nerd just one that had no interest in getting laid.

In which order?

Friend, fuck, fight.

At the same time?

No it's a story.