False. The first eagle was created by George Washington when he imbued a Thanksgiving turkey with inalienable rights and the power of Freedom allowed it to soar majestically above amber waves of grain.
Side note: Freedom of Speech was rescinded from the species for insisting there were only two genders.
Even if it's a German symbol it's also an American symbol and thus I can appreciate it
"I like this thing because of this"
"You can't like that thing because of THAT, you have to like it because of THIS."
pardon me?
I didn't even mention a word about liking things because of a reason. On the top of this section it says "write a fun comment" and I understood it as funny that you gave it the American approval cause of the eagle, which oftenly is claimed to be an American thing. I just wanted to give a sassy, but still funny answer to this, as scatmandingo apparently understood. I was far from intending to patronise anyone in any way
I’ve learned that you have to go WAY over the top with a comment’s absurdity in order to have no one take it literally. Dry humor doesn’t really work but I personally assume every comment is supposed to be funny.
Side note: Freedom of Speech was rescinded from the species for insisting there were only two genders.
"I like this thing because of this"
"You can't like that thing because of THAT, you have to like it because of THIS."
pardon me?
Kinda brings hunger games to mind