She is wet

Nah

Don't you "nah" me.

You must be my dad because I'm not doing what you want

You must be my son because you're a cripplingly depressing douchenozzel with a redwood tree up his ass.

Jokes on you; I like putting stuff up my ass.

This comment section made my day

Ahh sorry but you can see New Zealand here also. language!

fucking WoW
WoW

LANGUAGE!

Cursing is language.

So fuck you

LANGUAGE!!!!

FUCK YOU! CURSING IS LANGUAGE FUCKNUGGET!