He is a demon

Although the seeds do contain trace amounts of cyanide iirc.
..not enough to really do humans any harm, though, so you can just stop whatever plans you were forming right now

Not unless you eat like over 100+ of them at a time.

True, but generally not a thing that would happen unintentionally. And if you're doing it intentionally, then I have to ask "are you okay?"

only about 20 apples would contain enough cyanide to kill a person

I watched someone eat orange peel just to watch me squirm

You're on edge. Was that a pun?

Yes and thank you for noticing <3

Me too! Also kiwis with skin & everything

European here, this is not a normal thing