Relationship goals

“You’re tearing me apart Lisa!”

I did not hit her, it's bullshit... I did not

Don't worry.
If you're a man, everyone retains their senses.

I think certain day spas do.

I imagine they're the most watered-down drinks imaginable. She must have done some HEAVY pregaming.

Not really. It's along the same principle as casinos handing out free booze. It lowers inhibitions so they are likely to spend more