Not the story we deserve, but the story we need

I love his face. He’s just standing there like, the fuck you gonna do?

Florida man strikes again!

Only in Florida...

He glued it to his penis

Dont believe me just watch

Damn those ears are tiny compared to that big ass head

Suspect is armed and dangerous... wait.

"Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight Tuesday. Crenshaw is well-known in Miami Beach as a street artist who uses his feet to paint, according to local media. Crenshaw claimed he acted in self-defense after Coronado punched him in the head, the Herald reports. Coronado, a tourist visiting from Chicago, and a friend told police that Coronado had only asked for directions before the alleged attack, The publication has profiled Crenshaw in the past and found he has had multiple run-ins with police and other officials, including violent crime charges."