*gasps* the caucacity

It was either you’re white or black, there was no in between.

Only white people need flashlights. Everyone else owns night vision goggles.

I'm definitely using 'caucacity' from now on

Strange. Till now I thought that I was brown. Today is the day my true self is revealed.
The government is behind this whole scheme. They don't want you to know the truth!

Did you ever get a flash light for a Christmas/birthday present? If so you are probably redneck and got it from your uncle that isn't married or has kids lmao

I read it as, Fleshlight. White toast

I actually looked at this it sounded so stupid
They looked at buying trends and it showed that white people had more flashlights among other things

This is why black characters die first in horror movies. They don't own flashlights and thus can't see the monsters coming.

I actually find stuff like this fascinating. What do some people buy more than others that you wouldn't expect? I'm brown. Don't have a flashlight. My phone has a light that so I have no need for it. Nor do I have candles. If the power goes out, so do I.

its that darn "thinking ahead" gene