Toes before hoes

I stopped caring about my looks a long long time ago. (don't know if that's a good or bad thing)

You know those Croc flip flops? Those are about the only flip flops I wear.

Um who the heel said Crocs don't look good on men? Idiots. That's who.

All flip flops, slappahs and the rest need death...... a firery death.

I thought we weren't supposed to police people outfits ?

I guess girls can't appreciate the aesthetic of a man wearing a nice pair of sandals, leaving his burly feet almost bare to nature. Crocs can die, though.

Amazing title, op!

Aren't women always saying "I don't wear makeup to impress boys"?