I’m sorry, but what’s wrong with clapping when the plane lands? I don’t personally do it, but what’s wrong with applauding the pilot for safely getting people to their destination?
You can make anything sound horrifying when described specifically. One time I was on a pile of wood with a sheet catching the wind because I needed to cross a bay. I was in San Francisco on a sail boat and it was actually nice.... but I made it sound fucked up, didn't I?
I get that you were trying to stimulate someone laughing their ass off, but that doesnt make it any funnier