What a story

So to sum it up: a professional soccer player was a fan of soccer in his youth and one of his first relationships resulted in marriage?

So the baby is David Beckham?

It just looks like David Beckham is some sort of virus that became a celebrity to lure in children and imprint them with his dna so that they slowly become David Beckham’s themself and give birth to David Beckhams to spread the Beckham until earth is one huge hive of Beckham’s, who upon the planets destruction will be propelled through the cosmos to continue the eons long universe panspermia of David Beckham’s.