Do it!

Sounds like daddy issues

NUT

Oh dear god

I sometime respond to my username irl

"oh yess... Yesss oh ZIZIIIII..." - awkward.

I'd be like yo wtf

"Shrek is love..." I'd follow it up by saying "Shrek is life" before I high five her and get back to it!

That's a lot to accidentally say.
Would make more sense if it one one of the nicknames I've accrued.

I'll have inserted something

When your username IS your name and you can't have weird shit anymore

*remembers username*
see ya later virgins

Time to roll with it?

That's when you know you have found the one.

Well, in my case...

It's a mashup of two of my three surnames, so I'd just assume that the sex is so good that he can't think straight anymore.

Jo-heee, cowgirl!

Guess she came so hard that she's died and gone to Heaven in a field of flowers...