Preparations for the Second Great Emu War(2018, Colourized)

I volunteer to be in the next emu war! Who wants to come with!?

Ah great, just what we need, a souped up mega killing animal for us to watch out for now

We lost the first one when they were just birds, come on!
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Well a nationwide funeral would be interesting, at least?

Why would they do this with emus and not cassowaries? Cassowaries are halfway there already.
Actually, why would they do this at all?

emusaraus. Brilliant. They won the emu war before, but now we will fight fire with fire.

Why??? Haven't you seen the Jurassic park movies? All 5 of them

That's a fookin' ostrich!