Another of those shower thoughts

You dont suck it either

I heard its because it used to be called a " below the belt job " and got shortened over time to " blow job "

Disclaimer: NSFW. ‘The roots of the term "blow job" begin [...] in the 17th century, to be exact, when to "blow" meant to bring someone to orgasm. In the same time period, a "blowsy" meant a down-on-her-luck woman [...] The term "blow" wasn't applied specifically to fellatio, however, until 1930, when we saw the first recorded usage of it in a pulp novel called Nell Kimball: Her Life as an American Madam. It also featured into a popular underground poem that circulated in 1948 called "The Platonic Blow," [...] and which is about exactly what it sounds like. [...] The first recorded usage of "blow job" was in a Tijuana Bible — a type of comic book that depicted popular cultural figures engaged in explicit sexual acts — printed in 1948, which featured one McCarthy-era male politician telling another, "You give such good blow jobs." And with that, we never looked back, America!’ (Bustle.com, Why Is It Called A 'Blow Job' When There Isn't Any Blowing?, Feb 2015)

why is it called a job if im not getting paid? isnt it more of an internship?

Why are you asking this question and not blowing me?

Can you imagine blowing on a dick like it's a trumpet though