Stay classy cosmopolitan

she looks pretty tired and dying for someone who doesnt exercise

What kind of headline is that?

I can hear StopClickBaitMan sigh and take a deep breath before typing this. (at least this time it's not something that anyone could easily predict, gotta hand that to cosmo). They should make a compilation of surprising clickbaits like this.

I've lost 36 pounds without exercise. Just changed my diet. Yeah. Sorry, no cancer here (as far as I know).

That escalated quickly.

She looks like when I try to look happy.