I BOUGHT THE FUCKING NOODLES. That's right. Enjoy MY fucking noodles, that I fucking bought. I fucking love noodles. And I've loved them my whole LIFE. And you know why? cause when I was a little kid my dad bought me all the noodles I'd want, and you know why?? CAUSE HE'S A SMART FUCKING GUY. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
Color me disturbed and impressed