*Spider in mocking voice* "All we ever have is flys I am so sick of flys. Cindy's husband gets her moths. You haven't gotten me anything that fancy since we got married."
"YOU WANT FANCY FINE I WILL GET YOU FANCY HOW ABOUT A GOD DAMN BEE?!?! I AM GOING TO STAY OUT HERE TILL I CATCH A FUCKING BEE THAT WILL SHUT HER THE FUCK UP!!! Tell ME I don't get her SHIT. I guess you are just to GOOD for FLYS. When I was a kid my Mom praised my Dad for the flys he gave her. PRAISED!!!"
"YOU WANT FANCY FINE I WILL GET YOU FANCY HOW ABOUT A GOD DAMN BEE?!?! I AM GOING TO STAY OUT HERE TILL I CATCH A FUCKING BEE THAT WILL SHUT HER THE FUCK UP!!! Tell ME I don't get her SHIT. I guess you are just to GOOD for FLYS. When I was a kid my Mom praised my Dad for the flys he gave her. PRAISED!!!"
*bends down to smell*
wait
WAIT WHAT THE F-