I wanna wear my fursuit to work

Dude shows up wearing a fur suit to deliver our pizza I would tip 50% lol

Well since Papa John himself got ousted for using racial slurrs I don't know how much good that would do them.

As long as there’s no fur in my pizza we good.

Tbh I'd just assume this was some weird mascot for a promotion they were having that I hadn't heard about

>Is high as fuck when ordering pizza
>Pizza man comes to my house
>Greeted by a giant dog holding pizza
>Mfw I run to my room screaming in fear
>Grab my shotgun
>Big bad wolf ain't eating me today

Hey, same rules apply, deliver my pizza on time, and we fine.

I would never wear that if I worked at a pizza joint. You would never get the pizza smell out.