CEO of a multi-billion dollar tech company? Put on a hoodie. Robbing a convenience store? Put on a hoodie. Wanna piss of your boyfriend to no end? Put on his hoodie. Holy shit. This formula really works.
Being attacked by bears? Put on a hoodie. Don’t want to be shot by the police? Put on a hoodie. Want to conduct a 4 hour technical space walk? Put on a hoodie. Wow it really does.
The problem is the others kinda work..... I mean... it's a spandex kinda hoodie you put on before you get in the suit before a space walk.... so....
Oh... and yeah... confuse the bear by also taking off the hoodie.... gotta put it on so your scent is there and ensures distraction.
I seriously collect hoodies. My latest one is magenta and it has a bunch of pokemon sprites with a pickachu with love eyes in the center and the word "SATISFACTION" under it. It's awesome.
Oh... and yeah... confuse the bear by also taking off the hoodie.... gotta put it on so your scent is there and ensures distraction.
You want me to melt to death or something?
It fucking works.