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granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
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See, if she had a meme addiction like most normal people, she would’ve known the punchline months ago and wouldn’t have fallen for that last one.
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dash224
· 6 years ago
Or if she just wasn’t a bitch and gave him credit for trying, he wouldn’t have been a dick back to her
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jasonmon
· 6 years ago
Or if she had a meme addiction AND was a little more ruthless, she'd have known the extra-credit response was, "that'll be why I'm not getting a connection then."
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granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
True, she may’ve been a bitch but now I’m thinking why even use pickup lines in the first place? Some are clever, like the ‘choose your own adventure’ one, but most are just plain bad or intended to clapback in case of rejection like the one this guy used. I’m guessing women get hit with hokey pickup lines whenever they open their apps. I’d get tired of that pretty quickly. I’m more of a ‘be direct and cut your losses kindly if no match’ type. I wish I could say it had a 100% hit rate but, hey, good effort, good effort.
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mialinay
· 6 years ago
Pick up more like put down line
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