‘Hey there! I usually just flip through the photos on here for entertainment but your pic really stood out from the crowd for me so I decided to click on your thumbnail to see who you really are. Great profile, I’ve gotta say. And I noticed that you’re into X. Did you know that Y? I realize that I might not be your type but I’d love to continue a conversation with you. Care to chat?’
IF(RESPONSE = Yes!, THEN(‘Awesome! Blah blah blah’), IF(RESPONSE = Hell no, you ugly pervert!, THEN(‘Terrible news for me! But I still think you’re a lovely person. I hope you find exactly what you’re looking for. Wishing you the best!’))))
Just say no to pickup lines in 2018.
This sounds a lot like the beginning to r/niceguys tho... Not saying its what it is but... Being overly polite is a bad move I think. Just go for a simple thing of her profile, a bit of wit, or w/e.
As they say, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. Ultimately, I say do the approach that works best for you. But for the love of all good things, puh-leez stop using pickup lines!
If by pick up lines you mean this pre-made shit (like "hey did it hurt ?"...) then I 100% agree. If you include all shitty jokes and one liners that you make up yourself then I disagree.
But then again the whole reason I installed Tinder was to make shitty puns on the girl's name, and I will go down with the ship if I have to.
Assuming you already have a dialogue going with her, a couple of suggestions: ‘You’re lovely. Bushra, you can ‘pushma’ buttons any day of the week. I’m yours!’ ‘My friends tell me I’ve never been one to ‘beat around the Bushra’, so I had to let you know - you’re really cute.’
IF(RESPONSE = Yes!, THEN(‘Awesome! Blah blah blah’), IF(RESPONSE = Hell no, you ugly pervert!, THEN(‘Terrible news for me! But I still think you’re a lovely person. I hope you find exactly what you’re looking for. Wishing you the best!’))))
Just say no to pickup lines in 2018.
But then again the whole reason I installed Tinder was to make shitty puns on the girl's name, and I will go down with the ship if I have to.